A: Dad I feel like my heart is going to break.
Dad: Why ?
A: Because mom is so mean to me.
A. Dad are you going to have a baby ?
Dad: What ?
A. Your stomach looks like you are going to have a baby.
old man: I know someone that is not going to get ice cream.
D: O yeah, well I am going to cut your tiny penis and throw it in the trash.GHTime Code(s): nc